My scumbag husband brings his pregnant concubine to demand a divorce? I sign on the spot and turn around to strip the entire General's Manor bare! The bed is my dowry, the doors are my dowry, and not even a single chopstick belongs to the Lu family! Every time my husband takes a new concubine, I walk away, and I even win over all three of them to my side. A princess from Nanxiang secretly plots her revenge? I fit rubber wheels onto my wheelchair and race faster than her blade! Later, my scumbag husband kneels and begs to reconcile, while ten handsome men line up in front of me doing push-ups. My back isn't what it used to be, so don't come near me! The First-Rank Lady of Qin? That's just another title I picked up along the way!