Ancient demon god Huang E spent one hundred thousand years in seclusion before breaking the seal to emerge, his max-level demonic might colliding with the modern cultivation world. The entire internet screens his dark history, cultivators all bow their heads playing on cell phones, and no one kneels. AI's sharp tongue points out that destroying the world requires real-name authentication, and lying-flat good-for-nothings are the strongest teammates. To pay off debts, the demon god is reduced to a big factory wage earner, modifying PPTs, taking the blame and getting optimized, doing pole dances, singing at night markets, and even paying a five-thousand spiritual stone fine for his underling. The demon god's dignity is shattered to pieces, uproariously handled!