Modern-day overworked office worker Lin Gou stays up all night ranting about a novel set in the Primordial World, only to accidentally transmigrate into it as a cannon-fodder disciple destined to die within seven days. He is bound to the Ranting Survival System. While others compete ruthlessly for opportunities, he hides in the bushes, munches on spicy snacks, and effortlessly takes first place. While others cultivate in obedience to Heaven's will, he uses his sharp tongue to expose the Heavenly Dao's psychological manipulation. After collecting three Dao seals, turning the demon clan to his side, and livestreaming the Heavenly Dao's dirty secrets, he manages to talk the Heavenly Dao into self-destruction. Surviving to the extreme is the path to immortality. Watch as the Primordial World's ultimate schemer proves the Dao through relentless roasting and becomes a free supreme being whom even the Heavenly Dao cannot control.