If you transmigrated to the world of immortal cultivation as a third-stage Qi Refining disciple of the outer sect, so poor that you'd even eaten expired fasting pills, what would you do? A: Work hard at cultivation and defy fate. B: Cling to your senior sister for support. C: Drop to your knees and surrender, becoming famous through one battle. D: Share a rental with your roommate who keeps blowing up the pill furnace, start a side business, and sell Rainbow Burp Pills. Lin Xiaofan chooses option E: Go to sleep first and worry about it tomorrow. "Cultivating Immortality Is No Match for Sleeping" is the real-life account of an underachieving third-stage Qi Refining disciple slacking off at Qingyun Sect. Packed with laughs and a comfortable pace, it's a candid look at the daily struggles of low-level workers in the cultivation world: competing for spiritual herbs, scrambling for meals, blowing up pill furnaces, sharing rentals, and finding ways to get by.