Yan Xiaoyi, the tumor-like eldest miss of the cultivation world, transmigrated into a book the moment she opened her eyes. Right at the start, her fiancé Ye Qing brought elders over to annul the engagement; after talking back a few times, she was directly skewered by a sword. Fortunately, she could reload and resurrect, getting skewered 99 times back and forth. Having barely escaped disaster thanks to her great-grandmother's coffin, she was then bound to an unreliable system that drew trash like tractors, manure scoops, and Gatling guns. In a fit of rage, she drove a tractor back to slaughter them, running over the white-haired old fogey back and forth 99 times. Seeing she only had five months of lifespan left, she entered the Lengyue Sect to extend her life, cheating on exams and stripping away the halo of the original book's female lead, Leng Qingxue.