Modern corporate slave Zhang Xiaoqiang dies of overwork, and upon opening his eyes, time-travels to the Qingyun Sect, becoming a five-element balanced five-spirit-root good-for-nothing who picks up swords and shovels excrement every day. At the sect grand competition, an inner-sect senior brother kills over with a sword, and in his despair, he blurts out the Hebei tourism slogan carved into his DNA—So close! So beautiful! Spend the weekend in Hebei!—unexpectedly awakening the ancient cultural tourism founder inheritance on the spot, making his flying sword make a sharp turn and counter-kill. It turns out the mantra's three sections are all divine abilities: "So close" is spatial folding, "So beautiful" is illusion beautification, and "Spend the weekend in Hebei" is a teleportation anchor point.