After Qin Shi Huang gained the ability to read my mind, he was completely thrown into disarray. I thought to myself: If you burn books and bury scholars alive, you'll be condemned for two thousand years. He immediately changed his policy to collecting books and educating the people. I thought: Your son Hu Hai is an idiot. He promptly sent Hu Hai away to work on the Great Wall. Now His Majesty asks me three times every day, 'Wen Qin, am I dead yet?' Me: 'Not yet, but if you don't start going to bed early and getting up early, you will be soon.' The following day, the Great Qin Empire issued its first imperial health and sleep schedule decree. The court historian tremblingly recorded: The First Emperor was forced by a sword to become a wellness influencer.