On my first day at work, the ink on my employee ID photo hasn't even dried. The president's secretary slams the table and yells at me: "Thirty million! You made Hengda Group's order disappear by slacking off!" More than thirty people across the company turn to stare at me in unison. I look down at my time clock record: 9:07. Then I look up at the clock on the wall: 9:10. I haven't even figured out where the restroom is. "Fine. Then tell me, how exactly did I slack off during those three minutes?" A heartwarming ending with positive values.