My name is Su Heng. I transmigrated into the wastrel son of a duke in Great Qian. All I wanted was to run a little business and coast on my family's prestige: watch cockfights, walk dogs, have a wife and plenty of concubines, and visit the pleasure quarters to hear music whenever I felt like it. It would have been a heavenly life. But then my father told me I was betrothed to Li Zhaoning, the eldest princess born to the empress. Marry her? No, thank you! She's been pampered since childhood and has the imperial family behind her. Bringing her home would be like bringing home an ancestor I'd have to bow to. One wrong move, and I could lose my head!