Think escaping China's A-share market and switching to US stocks will finally turn your fortunes around? Three retail investors move from the A-share market to Wall Street, trying value investing, macroeconomic analysis, diversified portfolios, and leveraged contracts. Along the way, they stumble into every trap the global capital markets have to offer. By the time they understand every candlestick chart, research report, and Federal Reserve policy, and finally reach their moment of enlightenment, their original capital has already run dry. A dark comedy that's both coolly observant and painfully relatable, dedicated to every retail investor struggling to survive in the markets.