Chen Jian transmigrated to the Cultivation Continent, only to have his spiritual roots ruthlessly dug out by his adoptive daughter-emperor. On the brink of death, he awakened the Shock System. He fortuitously encountered a four-eyed little black dirt dog who claimed to be a Qilin, and man and dog, birds of a feather, teamed up right then and there. Digging for treasures, plundering treasure vaults, causing trouble in fancy ways and making a scene everywhere, scampering and scamming across all major sects, the martial world calls them the "Cheap Dog Duo". For revenge, for resurrecting old friends, the two living treasures act crazy and stir up trouble all the way, while wildly farming shock value, holding seven divine swords with different attributes as they crash through the Nine Provinces. Silly, comedic adventures never stop—watch as the two toxic tumors turn the world upside down!