I, Xu Yuan, the Handsome Man of the Northern Region. My childhood sweetheart has stayed true to me, while the Hehuan Sect Fiends have lusted after me. Late one night, an old hag abducted me while I practiced boxing in my dreams, intending to use me as a spirit cauldron. Little does she know, I am Quan Shisan, the Maniacal Martial Artist who strikes fear into countless prodigies. All because one night, a fairy descended into my dreams and taught me the Invincible Iron Body Technique. I have spent five or six years cultivating in obscurity, bearing the name of a useless pretty face.