The number one swordsman in the world, Shen Yan, is too lazy to draw his sword and finds it tiring; head steward Lin Nian asks if you brought money before beating people up; germophobic biao-shi Gu Xinghe has his combat effectiveness multiplied tenfold when his clothes get dirty; medical immortal Bai Miao chases after people while wrapping bandages and asking "and then?"; Demonic Cult leader Jiang Ye can get lost for three days even when seeking revenge. The five of them receive an absurd escort job—to escort a broken stone carved with "I was here" to Luoyang. Along the way, taking numbers and queuing, filling out forms and registering, and fighting according to the procedure turn the entire martial arts world into a complete mess. Everyone slacks off, but they are reliable at critical moments. Catchphrase: "Hero, please follow the procedure."