A girl uses a hairpin to pick a door lock, and the whole internet mocks her as a scripted fraud. But the next second, the room door flies open at the sound. Yao Yao is dumbfounded, "I never taught her this!" But the absurd things are yet to come! Encountering "dirty things"? With one hand, she conjures the Seven Star Heaven-Suppressing Array, pressing a corpse demon into the ground and rubbing against it. The Four Taiyin Zombies kneel and shout, "Your Royal Highness, Princess." Ghost Emperor Tuoba Han laughs wildly, plotting for a millennium, only to find out he is an abandoned pawn.