An unemployed youth relies on a broken fish tank to connect to the Middle Earth battlefield, trading instant noodles for gold coins and iodine for gemstones—until the Dark Lord's hand reaches out from the fish tank. Instant noodles for gold coins, one pack earns fifteen thousand; casually pulls out Middle Earth gemstones at a class reunion to slap Zhao Ming in the face; beats back the Orc invasion; diesel generators make Middle Earth warriors think it's a divine miracle; channel upgrades, the entire wall turns into a portal.