This work contains AI-assisted content generation. The fallen princess Gongsun Yao pesters and clings to the wanderer Lu Tian, thus beginning a hilarious and bizarre journey of escape! Lu Tian's lightness skill is supreme, specializing in relying on pollen and tripwires to trick his way out, yet he is unsuited for head-on clashes. The two of them are relentlessly pursued all the way by rebellious ministers' death squads, facing perilous situations. At a critical moment, they happen to meet the swordsman Jing Ci and the spirited heroine Su Wan, and the four of them team up to venture into the jianghu. While dodging assassinations and teasing the pursuers in fancy ways, they deeply dig into the secrets of the previous dynasty's downfall, and amidst life-and-death escape, they also brew a joyful and lingering romance in the jianghu.