Lin Xiaoman transmigrated into an immortal cultivation world where "only spending money makes you strong." While others drew cards using spirit stones, he drew cards with free single pulls; while others weathered heavenly tribulations using medicinal pills, he weathered tribulations by watching 30-second ads to resurrect. Armed with a cheap and cute check-in system, a teammate-selling unfaithful friend Wang Dagou, and a tsundere system sprite Ling, he rode from Lv1 all the way to Lv99—using "Thank You for Patronizing" to draw ancient divine artifacts, and relying on "Daily Check-Ins" to overturn the number one whale of the entire server. This is the comeback epic of a zero-recharge player, and also a hilarious cultivation history of endless ad-watching.