The system stayed up late binge-watching mini-series and mistakenly bound itself to the four-and-a-half-year-old daughter of the unhinged Zhao Wang! Grabbing a candied hawthorn ends up scaring herself to cry, and practicing martial arts turns into reciting a menu of dishes. Learning that her daddy is doomed to a tragic death, the little milk bun clenches her tiny fists: walk daddy's path, and leave daddy with no path to walk! Stealing the bed to cure insomnia, throwing a snake to save the emperor, trading a chicken leg for a snow leopard, and casually snatching daddy's simping script. The system collapses: how on earth did you turn your dad into an attention-seeking doting dad?