As the most aggrieved failed imperial scholar, Song Yubai calculated even at her death how much her examination travel funds had lost. Reborn overnight, she swore to earn back every single tael of the top scholar silver that heaven owed her. And her greatest reliance was the ability to automatically translate the meaningless crying of infants into high-definition demands. This quilt is too thick, smothering this young master and causing heat rash! That old crone smells of dead rats, get her out of here! Relying on precise landmine-clearing, Song Yubai became the workplace nightmare of every senior wet nurse in the capital. She disregarded rules and only cared about curative effects, prompting family heads from all walks of life to scramble to throw money and snatch her up. On the surface, Song Yubai remained as steady as a mountain, while behind the scenes, her abacus beads were practically rubbing so fast they smoked.