

Meeting the Parents, Neither My Mother-in-Law nor I Are Human
Zhu Tangtang has cultivated for 500 years, but her very first meeting with her boyfriend's parents goes disastrously wrong. She has practiced her smile 800 times and memorized a checklist for three days. Yet the moment she steps through the door, she discovers two snow-white rabbit ears standing upright on her future mother-in-law's head—and her own fox ears are standing straight up, too. At a table with one roast chicken and two demons, her mother-in-law pushes the entire chicken toward her and says, "Eat more chicken." Tangtang eats chicken without spitting out a single bone, leaving her mother-in-law weak in the knees. The two women hide in the bathroom, fight over doing the dishes, and refuse to let go of their cherries, spending the entire afternoon desperately pretending to be human. Only her father-in-law remains completely unfazed as he munches on sunflower seeds, casually exposing the family's biggest secret with one remark: "Dear, a 1,200-year-old Jade Rabbit."
Main characters: Zhu Tangtang, Song Yanzhou
Also known as: 见家长,我和婆婆都不是人
見家長,我和婆婆都不是人 (45 集)
祝糖糖修煉了五百年,第一次見家長就翻了車。她練了八百遍微笑,背了三天清單,一進門卻發現婆婆頭頂豎著兩隻雪白的兔耳朵——自己的狐狸耳朵,也正豎得筆直。一桌烤雞,兩個妖怪,婆婆把整隻雞推過來:「多吃雞。」她吃雞不吐骨頭,婆婆當場腿軟。婆媳倆躲衛生間、搶著洗碗、抱著車厘子不撒手,整個下午都在死撐著裝人。只有嗑著瓜子的公公全…
祝糖糖修煉了五百年,第一次見家長就翻了車。她練了八百遍微笑,背了三天清單,一進門卻發現婆婆頭頂豎著兩隻雪白的兔耳朵——自己的狐狸耳朵,也正豎得筆直。一桌烤雞,兩個妖怪,婆婆把整隻雞推過來:「多吃雞。」她吃雞不吐骨頭,婆婆當場腿軟。婆媳倆躲衛生間、搶著洗碗、抱著車厘子不撒手,整個下午都在死撐著裝人。只有嗑著瓜子的公公全程不慌,一句「老伴,一千二百年的玉兔」,把全家的底細揭了個乾淨。
见家长,我和婆婆都不是人 · Meeting the Parents, Neither My Mother-in-Law nor I Are Human