

The Gods Are Nothing, I Only Worship My Ancestors
The gods descend upon Earth, turning the Blue Star into their hunting ground! Western deities run rampant, while China has no gods to rely on. Gu Changge accidentally becomes bound to the "Ancestors' Retirement Home." If he wants to grow stronger, he must earn his ancestors' favor! He buys Guan Yu a smartphone so he can watch short videos, snatches precious herbs for Sun Simiao to treat his illness, and coaxes Zhu Yuanzhang into eating beef offal rice! When the ancient heroic spirits Guan Yu, Han Xin, Zhuge Liang, and the others join forces, they will slay gods with a single strike and sweep across all realms! While others summon gods, he takes care of his ancestors! In this battle, he will show the whole world that China's heroic spirits are the true gods!
Main characters: Gu Changge, Guan Yu
Supporting characters: Sun Simiao, Zhu Yuanzhang, Han Xin, Zhuge Liang
Also known as: 诸神算个屁,我只拜老祖宗
諸神算個屁,我只拜老祖宗 (70 集)
諸神降臨,藍星淪為獵場!西方神明橫行,華夏卻無神可依?顧長歌意外綁定「老祖宗養老院」,想變強只能給祖宗刷好感!他給關羽買手機刷短影音,為孫思邈搶靈藥治病,哄朱元璋吃牛雜飯!當關羽、韓信、諸葛亮等萬古英靈齊齊出手,一刀斬神、橫掃諸界!別人請神,他養祖宗!這一戰,他要讓全世界知道——華夏英靈,才是真正的神!
諸神降臨,藍星淪為獵場!西方神明橫行,華夏卻無神可依?顧長歌意外綁定「老祖宗養老院」,想變強只能給祖宗刷好感!他給關羽買手機刷短影音,為孫思邈搶靈藥治病,哄朱元璋吃牛雜飯!當關羽、韓信、諸葛亮等萬古英靈齊齊出手,一刀斬神、橫掃諸界!別人請神,他養祖宗!這一戰,他要讓全世界知道——華夏英靈,才是真正的神!
诸神算个屁,我只拜老祖宗 · The Gods Are Nothing, I Only Worship My Ancestors