Wearing flip-flops and riding an electric scooter to attend my daughter's parent-teacher meeting. The new female head teacher in the front row was so pretty I almost walked into the wrong classroom. The parent in the back row spent the whole meeting clacking away on their phone, and I thought they were replying to work messages. Meeting dismissed, I opened my phone. Top trending search number one. The attached picture is the back of my head. The comment section is online begging to dig up my identity. I lowered my head and glanced at the flip-flops on my feet. Oh no.