Gu Qinghuan, the lowest-ranking odd-job worker of the Qingyun Sect, had her spiritual roots completely wasted. Her fiancé publicly tore up their marriage agreement, poured slop over her, and kicked her out of the sect with a single stride. The entire sect laughed that she wouldn't live past three days. But she cracked the broken copper ring left by her mother—sealed inside were five primordial god-tier ancestors: the Pill Saint, the Array Saint, the Creator, the Medicine Immortal, and the Female General! The five ancestors treated her like the apple of their eye, giving her immortal pills, divine beasts, flat peaches, and heavenly books whatever she asked for. Engagement cancelled? The scummy man crawls back on his knees in a crematorium of chasing his wife. Bullied? The ancestors raided homes at midnight, causing the enemies to suffer social death in public. Spiritual roots fully wasted? She lazily lied her way to becoming the number one prodigy through the ages, and the entire immortal realm has to call her ancestor!