

The Tea Artist Who Can Predict the Future
On the first day of military training, Zheng Xiangyi snatches the water Ming Rui bought and announces that she will cover everyone's drinks. During the dormitory inspection, she stays up all night meticulously shaping every crease to perfection and wins the exemplary trainee award. Before the instructor can even speak, she beats everyone to announcing the song "Returning from Target Practice." Everyone assumes she is a reincarnated prophet who can predict the future, but Ming Rui alone grows suspicious. During the Mid-Autumn Festival outdoor cookout, she boasts that she can prepare seafood, beef, and lamb for just fifty yuan. In reality, she uses cheap, frozen, rotten meat to cook the meal, causing one person to die of food poisoning and two others to end up in the ICU. Before long, she is arrested and sentenced to fifteen years in prison. As she is taken away, she breaks down sobbing, unable to understand why her second life has turned out even worse. The entire crowd falls silent for three seconds before bursting into laughter: "The only thing you've been reborn with isn't a new life. It's your stupidity."
Main characters: Ming Rui, Zheng Xiangyi
Also known as: 预知未来的茶艺师
預知未來的茶藝師 (39 集)
軍訓首日,鄭相宜截胡明芮買的水,放話全包;內務評比熬夜掐出完美棱線,拿下標兵;教官未開口,她搶先報出曲目《打靶歸來》。眾人都當她是重生預言家,唯有明芮心生疑慮。中秋野炊,她吹噓五十塊搞定海鮮牛羊,實則用廉價凍僵屍肉做菜,致使一人中毒身亡、兩人進ICU。很快她落網獲刑十五年。被押走時她崩潰哭喊,不解重生為何結局更糟。全…
軍訓首日,鄭相宜截胡明芮買的水,放話全包;內務評比熬夜掐出完美棱線,拿下標兵;教官未開口,她搶先報出曲目《打靶歸來》。眾人都當她是重生預言家,唯有明芮心生疑慮。中秋野炊,她吹噓五十塊搞定海鮮牛羊,實則用廉價凍僵屍肉做菜,致使一人中毒身亡、兩人進ICU。很快她落網獲刑十五年。被押走時她崩潰哭喊,不解重生為何結局更糟。全場沉默三秒,隨即哄笑:你重生的哪裡是人生,明明是蠢。
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