Qiao Qiqi, the most useless matchmaker in heaven, was driven to a dead end by her KPIs. She picked up an electric welding gun and rushed to the top of Jiulong Mountain, welding Chu Wuchen, the ruthless sword sovereign who was about to ascend, into her personal performance metric. The sword sovereign's Dao foundation shattered, his ascension went up in smoke, and he stubbornly refused to leave, hacking down anyone who touched her. Left with tears in her eyes, Qiao Qiqi thought, I just wanted to survive, so how did I weld out a sticky toffee? Now she just wants to find a way to untie this damn red thread.