Transmigrating into the cultivation world, I originally wanted to lay low and act as a mute, but ended up being captured by the Second Prince to act as a "human-shaped sacrifice", and even got a new dad for my own mother. The white-haired girl is my golden finger, opening and closing her mouth to make me repay two thousand spirit stones; the unlucky sorcerer Suan Yuchuya, and the body-building loli lifts stelae to smash people. The four of us are so poor we can't afford flying boats, and can only buy "air hanging tickets"; the immortal sect grand exam isn't comparing combat power, but comparing who is more shameless. Others cultivate immortality, undergo tribulations, and ascend. We cultivate immortality, incur debts, and get struck by lightning. This cultivation is indeed abnormal.