I transmigrated into a xuanhuan world, and my start was a total collapse. Not only do I bear a broken-engagement debuff, look ugly, and have zero cultivation, but I was also swept out of the family by my clan. With great difficulty, my adoptive father took me to pay respects to a legendary expert, but as a result, I stepped into a trap when taking a master, running into eccentric master Wang Ergou who loves bookkeeping and extorting spirit stones. In the sect, there is soul-draining poisonous porridge, Dao-enlightening big dog that loves to bite, and giant python Bailing. Later on, bargain-hunting expert junior brother Ding Dashan also joined, along with the fierce and cool third senior sister with strong combat power. While running away in fancy ways and crashing wildly, Ye Fei struggles to survive in all sorts of absurd crises, opening a miserable yet hilarious grand cultivation adventure.