After transmigrating to the Tianyuan Continent, Lin Fan binds himself to an eccentric merchant system where cultivation depends entirely on charging up with spirit stones! Right from the start, he is forced to set up a stall and hawk premium protective bellybands capable of withstanding deadly attacks. The system's beginner's gift pack is even more absurd: his pedal tricycle turns out to be a Three-Legged Golden Crow Car, while his sun umbrella is actually a Purple-Gold Divine Dragon Umbrella. While selling bellybands, he gets into trouble with the marketplace enforcers, crashes his tricycle into the daughter of the Qingyun Sect's leader, repairs a broken sword with 502 super glue, and manages to sell his bellybands through his bizarre trade-in deals. After unlocking the system shop, Lin Fan makes a fortune through alchemy and artifact crafting, determined to reach the pinnacle of immortal cultivation simply by spending money to recharge!