After transmigrating for three years, Mo Chen gets stuck with the template of a useless mortal. He tries to activate his system by pleasing female cultivators, but three years of effort yield nothing, and he thinks he's doomed. Then his master sends him a junior sister, Chu Qingqiu, who has been reborn as an Immortal Emperor. This activates the Goddess Anecdotes system, which binds him to a critical-hit mechanic that returns cultivation gains a hundredfold. To win without lifting a finger, he switches into strict-father mode: feeding her meat, refining pills, blocking swords, and coaxing her to sleep—a complete package. Whenever his junior sister cultivates, he breaks through; whenever she fights, he backs her up; whenever she suffers a grievance, he wipes out her enemies. His motto: let the junior sister work hard while the senior brother soars. When the second goddess, Xiao Lengyue, enters the picture, two chosen ones drive each other to cultivate harder, while he lies back and reaches the Golden Core realm. With a secret realm about to open, the Abyssal Sword waiting to awaken, and his senior and junior sisters caught in a battlefield of romantic rivalry, how much longer can this strict-father senior brother keep winning without lifting a finger?