The Pig Leads the Road to Conferment of Gods
Carrying two cabbages and half a sack of sweet potatoes on my back, I drag my black breeding boar into a city of immortal cultivators. As soon as I enter, a heavenly maiden blocks my way and demands an exorbitant entry fee. Just as I'm about to throw myself on the ground and fake an injury to extort compensation, my pig lets out a burp at the sect's dragon lion. The very next second, the dragon lion foams at the mouth and its spine snaps, leaving everyone at the city gate staring at me. I immediately hug my black pig and burst into tears: "You scared my family's breeding boar so badly that he can't even get it up anymore! How are you going to compensate me for that?!"
Supporting characters: Mu Shijie
Also known as: 猪引封神路
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Dengan dua biji kubis dan setengah guni ubi keledek di belakang, aku mengheret babi hitam pembiakanku masuk ke bandar kultivasi abadi. Sebaik sahaja tiba,…
Dengan dua biji kubis dan setengah guni ubi keledek di belakang, aku mengheret babi hitam pembiakanku masuk ke bandar kultivasi abadi. Sebaik sahaja tiba, seorang Santa dari Kayangan menghalang jalan dan memaksa aku membayar tol. Ketika aku hendak merebahkan diri di tanah untuk berpura-pura cedera dan menuntut pampasan, babiku terlebih dahulu bersendawa ke arah singa naga milik sekte abadi mereka. Pada saat berikutnya, singa naga itu berbuih mulut dan tulang belakangnya patah. Semua orang di pintu kota terus memandang ke arahku. Aku segera memeluk babi hitamku sambil menangis teresak-esak, "Kamu semua menakutkan babi pejantan keluargaku sampai mati pucuk! Bagaimana kamu hendak membayar ganti rugi ini?!"
猪引封神路 · The Pig Leads the Road to Conferment of Gods