The Pig Leads the Road to Conferment of Gods
Carrying two cabbages and half a sack of sweet potatoes on my back, I drag my black breeding boar into a city of immortal cultivators. As soon as I enter, a heavenly maiden blocks my way and demands an exorbitant entry fee. Just as I'm about to throw myself on the ground and fake an injury to extort compensation, my pig lets out a burp at the sect's dragon lion. The very next second, the dragon lion foams at the mouth and its spine snaps, leaving everyone at the city gate staring at me. I immediately hug my black pig and burst into tears: "You scared my family's breeding boar so badly that he can't even get it up anymore! How are you going to compensate me for that?!"
Supporting characters: Mu Shijie
Also known as: 猪引封神路
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Dengan dua bonggol kubis dan setengah karung ubi jalar di punggung, aku menyeret babi hitam pejantan milikku ke kota kultivasi abadi. Namun, begitu memasuki…
Dengan dua bonggol kubis dan setengah karung ubi jalar di punggung, aku menyeret babi hitam pejantan milikku ke kota kultivasi abadi. Namun, begitu memasuki kota, seorang Santa Surgawi langsung menghadang dan memaksaku membayar biaya masuk. Saat aku hendak menjatuhkan diri ke tanah untuk berpura-pura terluka dan menuntut ganti rugi, babiku malah bersendawa ke arah singa naga milik sekte abadi mereka. Detik berikutnya, singa naga itu berbusa di mulut dan tulang punggungnya patah. Semua orang di gerbang kota langsung menatapku. Aku segera memeluk babi hitamku dan menangis keras, "Kalian membuat babi pejantan keluargaku ketakutan sampai impoten! Bagaimana kalian akan mengganti kerugiannya?!"
猪引封神路 · The Pig Leads the Road to Conferment of Gods