I am Lang Libai, the most useless koi fish in Bibo Pool. My entire clan is hoping I will leap through the Dragon Gate and become a dragon, but I do not want to—my dad is a five-clawed black dragon, and my mom is a princess of the Dragon Palace. The two of them fly around in the sky every day and never come home from one year to the next. I do not want to turn out like them. I want to become a phoenix. How wonderful a phoenix is: it perches on nothing but wutong trees, eats nothing but bamboo fruit, and even takes care of its young! To avoid becoming a dragon, I eat vegetarian food, practice my calls, paste feathers on my body, and cause a whole bunch of jokes. I took in a loach who wants to be a whale as a disciple, tricked a sharp-tongued crucian carp into being a teammate, and even picked up a little phoenix that cannot breathe fire.